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So, a few days ago, well maybe like a week ago, I met some new guy. He is really cute and gay. I was starting to look at him like many gay or bi guys do, and then I talked to my friend and I said what is his name. Well, you all know I do not use names, but his initials are PA. I said does he have a facebook? No he does not. Then I went home, and forgot all about PA. Then I was driving home from Jacksonville, which I will get side tracked for a second and tell you what happened... Okay. So I was going to the UPS store, which was closed by the time I got there, UGH and so I pulled out of the parking space, turned and as I turned a little old lady was walking across the road holding her medication from CVS. So, Being a nice gentleman like I am, I let her cross. As she finnished crossing, I proceded to go, and as soon as I hit the gas, a stupid man pulls out in front of me.. I was about 6 inches away from hitting him, He is lucky I slammed on the brakes! I should have hit him. But then, I honked and flipped him the bird and called him an A hole. Then I drove away, thinking nothing of it. Then, at the stop light, I see in my rearview miror that man coming up to my wndow. And it was about 75 degrees outside, so naturally I had the window all the way down. I start to roll it up. Then he knocks on the window and says Police get out of the car. Now I am not stupid okay. I said Let me see your badge, through the window. He said PULL OVER! AND GET OUT OF THE CAR! I said show me some ID. Then the light turned green and I gunned it down the road, got away from him and got home. Okay, back to the original story. So I got home from Jacksonville and I see on the side of the road that friend and another friend of mine. I have one persons number but not the other, the one i want to talk to about PA. So I get his number and right now I am texting him. Then came the question how old is PA, well he is too young for me! Dang it! Dang it! Dang it! Oh well, he is still cute. lolLove Andrew Bennett <33
Yeah be careful of the 'too young' thing cos the sex offence hysteria these days is really brutal. (blame it on political pandering for the female vote) Most states allow a two or three year window for teens of different ages having sexual activity but you should Google the age of consent laws for your state and review them carefully for your own protection. Don't believe someone's age until you see the ID.
ReplyDelete-Impersonating a police officer is a criminal offence and even a ghost car should have proper flashing lights. Remember Andrew to always read the other driver's intentions before proceeding in traffic even if you have the right-of-way. Half of the people on the road are dicks and lousy drivers and you must watch out for them. NEVER mouth off at other drivers or 'flip the bird' etc cos incidents of road rage do happen and in the USA there are too many idiots having easy access to guns and/or want to take out their frustrations on someone else. Be patient and keep your cool in traffic, it is not worth a whole lot of hassle over trivial traffic incidents. bfn - Wayne (aaagh; will winter ever go away? lol)